Hello, Im Haley. 18. Enjoying life and all the great music in it ~.~

 

Me: Excuse me, Mr. Hiddleston?

Tom Hiddleston:

Me:

Tom Hiddleston:

Me:

Tom Hiddleston:

Me:

Tom Hiddleston: Please stop watching me shower.

infinityonsigh:

so you know pete sent his nudes to someone he had “romantic interests” in

before the nudes he sent other pictures and did he really think this was an acceptable photo to try and seduce someone like really

Doctor: Are you sexually active?

Me: Ha

Me: Hahahaha

Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Me: HAHA THAT'S A GOOD ONE.

Me: OH MY GOD WHAT IS AIR

Me: JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL OH MY GOD

Me: Hahaha

Me: Haaa....

Me: Whooooooo, that was a good one.

Me: No, no I am not.

yournameisfun:

if i had a dollar for every time the bus driver skipped my stop
id have enough money to buy bfd tickets, outside lands tickets, and a BRAND NEW CAR TO DRIVE MYSELF TO THOSE SHOWS jesus chRIST

this made me laugh

thelordofthebutts:

if there’s one thing i learned from the internet it’s that i never should’ve started using the internet

guernica-:

you are calm and reposed, let your beauty unfold - pale white like the skin stretched over your bones. spring keeps you ever close, you are second-hand smoke. you are so fragile and thin, standing trial for your sins, holding onto yourself the best you can.

you are the smell before rain.
you are the blood in my veins.