get busy living, or get busy dying.
vulpesatomicus:

it feels like somebody….

vulpesatomicus:

it feels like somebody….

vulpesatomicus:

waNTS TO SELL ME SOMETHING

vulpesatomicus:

waNTS TO SELL ME SOMETHING

vulpesatomicus:

i told you he was onto us

i deleted your texts but i still remember exactly what they said
midnight thoughts (via somebodytoloves)

cupcakecannibal:

mulders:

I’m about to have a grand fucking time

I need more assignments like this

geekstep:

niggercakes:

hungarian:

say “oh my god look at the blood on her pants” in a crowded hall & the girls who turn around are the ones on their period

alright satan lets take it down a notch sweetie

Says tumblr user niggercakes

animatedamerican:

awwww-cute:

A box of baby bengals

"What? No, I’m sorry, I ordered half a dozen mini bagels —”"Shut up, we’re keeping them."

animatedamerican:

awwww-cute:

A box of baby bengals

"What? No, I’m sorry, I ordered half a dozen mini bagels —”
"Shut up, we’re keeping them."

supercerberus:

witchsmoke:

tianyi:

halloween should be 1 week long

halloweek

That pun was Halloweak

casualcissexism:

fartgallery:

I just accidentally broke my owl by dropkicking it down the stairs but its ok because i fixed him

i feel like “accident” and “dropkicking it down the stairs” don’t belong in the same sentence

casualcissexism:

fartgallery:

I just accidentally broke my owl by dropkicking it down the stairs but its ok because i fixed him

i feel like “accident” and “dropkicking it down the stairs” don’t belong in the same sentence

worldofthecutestcuties:

Put my son to sleep in his new onesie, woke up to a bear raiding my drawers.

worldofthecutestcuties:

Put my son to sleep in his new onesie, woke up to a bear raiding my drawers.